dunkin' donuts!

today i got my shock of the year. work started at 11.30 am today. i changed into my attire n began tending to the counter. den a guy came n ordered a bowl of soup. moments later, an female affiliation of his joined him. i looked at her and got the shock of the year. OH MY GOD! HER *EHEM* WAS HUGEEEEEEEEE! HUMONGOUS! HEN TAR! BIIIIIGGG! BESAR! GIGANTIC! i have never seen a woman's *ehem* dat big! even the aunties at my workplace were gawking at her. the xpressions on the aunties' faces were unbelievable. some of them were even giggling among themselves. the woman's *ehem* gave me a shock. i juz wanted to go home n juz cry. hahahaaha! dammit..its too damn big. n she was wearing this t-shirt wif the words 'Dunkin' Donuts' on the chest part. the words were stretched like no tmrw. freaky shit. i am traumatised for life.

pretty gals all ard. yet i can't seem to b bothered at all. y arr? haha! aiyoh..traumatised for life. i need counselling. HEEELP!!