of gangsters, tiger/baron and holding cells...

let me see..my blog's getting dormant. haha. abit lazy these few weeks. picking up myself.

anyway, things are pretty well now. i am now officially a storeman. combat storeman. haha. no such vocation actuali. but since i have to go outfield too, might as well call myself a combat storeman. finished up my course last week. the most boring course i've ever been to. dunno why the hell i was there. haha. no use at all. but hey, the instructors were great. simply great. amazing. they were funny and knows how to handle us. its hard to get these kinda instructors. hats off to sgt alex, cheong, dhevan n rangit. not to forget master sidek, ahad, warrant kumar n somu. sgt dhevan, master sidek n ahad, warrant kumar, u guys were the best. almost burst my stomach due to all the stupid jokes. let me tell u y:

master sidek: btul tak wan?
wan: huh?
master sidek: ape huh huh? tutup mulut kau tu! kenapa? kau nak hisap aku punya konek pe!!

sgt dhevan: do u know that this class is haunted?
class: huh? sure or not sergeant?!!
sgt dhevan: yes..of course! this class has spirits. look at that guy. there he goes! see..concuss!!
class: huh? sgt..the guy's sleeping lah!
sgt dhevan: dey!! thambi! wake up! knn..muz get ppl to 'cleanse' n bless this place again lah!!

warrant kumar: ok..now all the locks have been changed!! u know wat lock is it? PANG..u know?
pang: long time ago already.
warrant kumar: HUH?? LONG TIME AGO?
pang: yeah..long time ago.
warrant kumar: DEY!! ARE U IN THE SAME FREQUENCY OR NOT?
pang: long time ago..change already.
warrant kumar: HUH?? WAT ARE U TALKING ABT? ARE U OK OR NOT?

hahaha...cocks man. the things i experience. hahah! funny man. from ppl watching porn at the back of the class to ppl going AWOL during a course. crazy stuff. nonetheless, i've passed my storeman course. 2nd best in class. am proud of it. mandai hill camp!!

am going to thailand in september. syiok arr!! but i know i'm gonna end up being a dog over there. there's sumthing abt me. i juz love to experience stuff. going thailand n being a slave. its cool. as long as i get to see the guys chiong in the field. good enuff. will do my part. thailand..here i come!! wonder how the hookers over there are..hahaha!

back from guard duty this morning. sucks arr. hate it to the core. i juz hate guard duty. truly hate it. dunno y. man...i'm not cut out for guard duty. dun give a damn. but the ppl i do wif..comes from different backgrounds. ppl from DB, CP and hold up cells. who use to beat up ppl, fite wif parangs n machetes, drink n get drunk. being rowdy in the past n repent once they are out. i respect this ppl. always interesting to hear their past. yeah. i respect them. y? cos they been thru alot to realise wat they do is actuali wrong. they tell me that its high time they change. n i think they've matured alot more faster than normal ppl. the way they think n do stuff. its called street smart. something which u can't get from books. survival. being street smart is survival. am learning lotsa stuff in the army. its cool. but at times. army juz sucks. haha.

busy week coming up. lotsa stuff to do. been running alot. wanna lose this tummy. dun care. i've made up my mind. no more tummy at the end of this year. fark lah. lets get it on. wanna get babes n play them out. hahaha. heart breaker sia. no lah. u guys know that i'm not like that rite. but hey..sekali i reali bcome one. hahaha.

prowler to guard..end of entry.

bored.

life as a storeman is goddamn boring. the work is simply too boring. there's no life to it. everyday i wake up, go for breakfast n changed to smart 4 for the day. den i go for roll call and start working. i will open ops box n do maintenance.

boring. yes.

but the ppl are nice n funny. very funny bunch. get to go places. hoping for thailand late this year. pls let me go! hahaha! n the time we have for ourselves at nite. pretty much rocks. free time after 5pm. allows me to run n stuff.

checked my weight. i lost only 1kg after POP. damn. that shows i've put on weight during the blocked leave. ah well, i'm 13kg away from my target. once i reach it, i'll b damn happy. am waiting for pay day. supplements running out. n so is my dough! hahaha...

gotta lose weight. clear ippt. get those silver dollars!!